95 Cheesy Pick-up Lines That Will Make Her Smile and Cringe

Last Updated on March 5, 2024

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To many men, starting a conversation with an attractive woman might as well be considered one of ‘the top 1000 ways to die.’ That’s particularly true if the man would want to pursue a serious sexual or romantic relationship with the woman.

You really can never tell how she’s going to interpret your gestures. And according to the unwritten dating rules, a woman will almost always turn down your first romantic or sexual advances.

So, how do you embark on the challenging journey to her heart?

The secret lies in pick-up lines. However, all pick-up lines are not made equal. You’ve got to choose a suitable line that will make her pause and take notice.

Cheesy Pick up Lines

We’ve prepared a collection of 95 totally unique yet incredibly cheesy pick-up lines that will truly charm her into a full-blown conversation.

1. Are you a carbon sample? ‘Cause I want to date you.
2. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
3. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
5. Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
6. Are you Yoda? Because Yodalicious.
7. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
8. Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams
9. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
10. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
11. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
12. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
13. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
14. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
15. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
16. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
17. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
18. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
19. I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
20. I heard you’re good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y

21. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
22. I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
23. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
24. I won’t give you a cheesy pick up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
25. I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smokin’ hot.
26. I’ll nickname you banana because I find you a-peeling.
27. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
28. I’m not a fortune teller but I can already guess that your mom will love me.
29. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
30. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
31. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
32. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
33. If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair.
34. If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.
35. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
36. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
37. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
38. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
39. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
40. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tail’s I’m yours.

41. May I end this sentence with a proposition?
42. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
43. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you ‘cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
44. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?
45. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
46. My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
47. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
48. Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
49. So last night, I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
50. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
51. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
52. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
53. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
54. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?
55. You breathe oxygen, too? We have so much in common.
56. You look familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
57. You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
58. You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
59. You’re so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
60. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

61. Hey I think somebody farted, want to get out of here?

62. “Do you like raisins?” “How do you feel about a date”

63. Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.

64. Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you

65. God turned water into wine, but i just want you to turn in to mine.

66. On the scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 9 and you’re the one I need.

67. Are you a trash? Because I feel like taking you out.

68. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

69. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

70. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’ll put U and I together.

71. Happiness starts with H but why my happiness starts with U.

72. Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

73. Girl, you’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. Speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?

74. Ayy girl are you sitting on the F5 key cause that ass is refreshing.

75. Hey do you wanna play hide n seek? Actually nevermind cuz a girl like you is hard to find….

76. I hope your couch pulls out cos I don’t.

77. Are your parents bakers cause you have nice buns.

78. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

79. I’m not a gynecologist but I can check it out for you anyway. 

80. Are you from heaven because I’ve got an erection.

81. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber.

82. Are you Hitler? Because I could nazi myself without you.

83. Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only ten I see.

84. I put the STD in STUD and all I need is U.

85. Girl are you a beaver? Cause dam.

86. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

87. You seem to have dropped something there… Oh its your standards! Can I buy you a drink?

88. Damn girl are you a toaster cuz I wanna take a bath with you.

89. Your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl so I could see you twice.

90. I’ll bet you’re magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms!

91. Stop, drop and roll now’ cause baby, you’re on fire.

92. Maybe you’ve seen my picture, It’s in the dictionary under “Kablaam!”

93. You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

94. If covid doesn’t take you out, can I?

95. Do you like to draw? cuz I put the d-in-raw

Wrap Up

It’s important to remember that regardless of how cheesy a pick-up line is, it may not work in certain situations. So, always ensure that the setting and timing are right before pulling a cheesy pick-up line on your love interest.

Posted by:Igor Ovsyannnykov

Igor is an SEO specialist, designer, photographer, writer and music producer. He believes that knowledge can change the world and be used to inspire and empower young people to build the life of their dreams. When he is not writing in his favorite coffee shop, Igor spends most of his time reading books, taking photos, producing house music, and learning about cinematography. He is a sucker for good coffee, Indian food, and video games.

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