So you've plunked down, maybe, thousands of dollars for tickets to see the Super Bowl live.
Dig deeper, folks.
The price of parking, souvenirs and food is not through the roof; it's through the stratosphere.
Want to park across the street from the stadium? Hold on to your wallet.
How bad do you want it? Parking across street from NRG Stadium! #SBLI #khou11 #SuperBowl2017 pic.twitter.com/lKIamj8X0H
— Larry Seward (@LSewardKHOU) February 5, 2017
Hungry? How about $16 for a burger and $15 for "bottomless" popcorn? Throw a beer in, and you're out $43 right there.
$16 burger at #SB51 pic.twitter.com/XwzRrWQ7tN
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) February 5, 2017
How about a $12 hot dog?
Sirloin dog topped with grilled onions, cheese and fried jalapeños ($12) pic.twitter.com/LhFIw86ayH
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) February 5, 2017
Need something a little more high octane? How about $30 for a lemonade with a double shot?
Annual reminder to get drunk before you enter the stadium. pic.twitter.com/e71spPmJbc
— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) February 5, 2017
You need another double just to stomach paying for a $30 double. pic.twitter.com/fvqcqkc1sE
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) February 5, 2017
It's almost as if you need to take out a second mortgage.
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