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When it comes to deadpan humor, there’s nobody more iconic in American sitcom than Ron Swanson. Played by actor-comedian, writer, and New York Times Bestselling Author Nick Offerman on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, this fictional character has worked his way into pop and contemporary culture, spawning hilarious memes based on his well-timed one-liners in the show.
Setting the Scene
Parks and Recreation first aired more than a decade ago in April 2009 and featured a cast of characters serving as the staff of the Parks and Recreation Department of the fictional Indiana town Pawnee. The show survived through seven seasons for a total of 125 episodes—which only means a lot of content from Ron Swanson’s character that are hilarious both in and out of context.
With a state-run parks department serving as the setting of the show, most of the characters’ quips and dialogues would reference then current political situations, and as such, also serve as a satirical take on the state of politics in the country.
Ron Swanson’s character serves as the Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department and is evidently an antithesis to the show’s main protagonist, Leslie Knope (played by Amy Poehler)—a perky, optimistic government employee and Swanson’s subordinate.
Given that, there’s no shortage of curt, deadpan, almost insulting wisecracks coming from Offerman’s portrayal of a tired, jaded public servant. This ideology even spawned its own terminology—Ron Swansonism.
Breathing New Life into the Character
With the advent of user sharing-based cultural meme sites like 9GAG and community sites like Reddit, much of these Ron Swansonisms have been immortalized and repurposed to endless hilarious effect, oftentimes mixed in with other memes and “cultural inside jokes,” so to speak.
While these memes may or may not directly relate to the show or the character, it’s enough to make the character stick even with those who haven’t watched the show at all. This portrayal has even brought about memes that touch on political commentary—some of which may actually be beyond what the show’s writers envisioned for the character to portray.
This kind of character development beyond the actual show just proves how relatable the character is. Even off-cam, Nick Offerman still channels his inner Ron Swanson and indulges fans both old and new.
Ron Swanson’s Most Memorable Quotes
Throughout the show’s almost six-year run, more than a handful of quotes (and even nonverbal scenes) from Ron Swanson have been a staple in the meme world—from the simplest “I regret nothing” to a visibly unimpressed Swanson throwing a computer monitor into a dumpster, these scenes and lines embody the essence of what it means to be a jaded bureaucrat in a modern political society.
While the ideology that Ron Swanson embraces in the show serves as satire, some of his most memorable quotes can actually serve as quite the inspiration in dealing with people and life in general.
Have an annoying co-worker who won’t leave you in peace? Enjoying watching people fail at their job after not asking you for help? There’s likely a Ron Swanson quote you’ll easily relate to.
Here are some of Ron Swanson’s best lines that have resonated with us and continue to make us say #hardsame:
Funny Ron Swanson Quotes
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson“I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.” – Ron Swanson“Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.” – Ron SwansonTalking about an IPod: “Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one after the other. This is an excellent rectangle.” – Ron Swanson“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” – Ron Swanson“Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.” – Ron Swanson“There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.” – Ron Swanson“There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.” – Ron Swanson“The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.” – Ron Swanson“Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.” – Ron Swanson“Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.” – Ron Swanson“On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.” – Ron Swanson“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.” – Ron Swanson“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” – Ron Swanson“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.” – Ron Swanson“There is only one bad word: taxes.” – Ron Swanson“Friends: one to three is sufficient.” – Ron Swanson“Breakfast food can serve many purposes.” – Ron Swanson“Fishing is for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” – Ron Swanson“I’ll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.” – Ron Swanson“I was born ready. I’m Ron Fucking Swanson.” – Ron Swanson” My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe…when he desires them.” – Ron Swanson“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.” – Ron Swanson“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” – Ron Swanson“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” – Ron Swanson“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?” – Ron Swanson“Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.” – Ron Swanson“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.” – Ron Swanson“I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.” – Ron Swanson“That is a canvas sheet, the most versatile object known to man. It can be used to make tents, backpacks, shoes, stretchers, sails, tarpaulins, and I suppose, in the most dire of circumstances, it can be a surface on which to make art.” – Ron Swanson“If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.” – Ron Swanson“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” – Ron Swanson“So you talked to Tammy? What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butthole?” – Ron Swanson“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe…when he desires them.” – Ron Swanson“Turkey can never beat cow.” – Ron Swanson“Breakfast food can serve many purposes.” – Ron Swanson“I like saying ‘No,’ it lowers their enthusiasm.” – Ron Swanson“You had me at ‘Meat Tornado.’” – Ron Swanson“Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart in his own car?” – Ron Swanson“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.” – Ron Swanson“Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.” – Ron Swanson“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.” – Ron Swanson“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.” – Ron Swanson“Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.” – Ron Swanson“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.” – Ron Swanson“America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.” – Ron Swanson“History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake.” – Ron Swanson“I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.” – Ron Swanson“I’m not interested in caring about people.” – Ron Swanson[On bowling]” Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.” – Ron Swanson“The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.” – Ron Swanson“If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.” – Ron Swanson“When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” – Ron Swanson“One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it.” – Ron Swanson“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.” – Ron Swanson“No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s: A hammer, a half-eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.” – Ron Swanson”My first ex-wife’s name is Tammy. My second ex-wife’s name is Tammy. My Mom’s name is Tamara…she goes by Tammy.” – Ron Swanson“I’ve cried twice in my life. Once when I was 7 and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” – Ron Swanson“There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food.” – Ron Swanson“If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.” – Ron Swanson“OK, everyone: shut up! And look at me!” – Ron Swanson“Welcome to ‘Visions of Nature.’ This room has several paintings in it. Some are big, some are small. People did them and they’re here now. I believe that after this is over, they’ll be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech.” – Ron Swanson“Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.” – Ron Swanson“Busy? Impossible. I work for the government.” – Ron Swanson“Child labor laws are ruining this country.” – Ron Swanson“I think that all government is a waster of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely by for profit corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model.” – Ron Swanson“When I walked in this morning and saw that the flag was half-mast, I thought ‘All right, another bureaucrat ate it!” – Ron Swanson“I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero imitative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.” – Ron Swanson“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.” – Ron Swanson“Capitalism is the only way … It makes America great, England OK and France terrible.” – Ron Swanson[After being asked if he wants a salad] “Since I am not a rabbit, no I do not.” – Ron Swanson“You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” – Ron Swanson“I’ve created this office as a symbol of how I feel about government. This sawed-off shotgun belonged to a local bootlegger. People who come in here to ask me for things have to stare right down the barrel…” – Ron Swanson“I love being a father but there are a few things I miss: Silence. The absence of noise. One single moment undisturbed by the sounds of a children’s program called Doc McStuffins. There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.” – Ron Swanson“I have accrued two hundred and twenty five personal days starting right now I’m using all of them. While I’m gone you’re in charge. Also, I keep a sizable supply of ground chuck in my desk. Remove it or it will begin to smell. Godspeed.” – Ron SwansonRon Swanson’s rules for a BBQ: “There will be no froof-y desserts. There will be no giant soap bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all, there will be no f#^%ing vegetables.” – Ron Swanson“I have a hernia. I’ve had it for a while, and I’ve been ignoring it successfully. But uh, this morning, I made the mistake of sneezing. But as long as I sit still and don’t move my head or torso, I’m good. I got this.” – Ron Swanson“Passing the Buck. The last refuge of the cowardly and Blackhearted.” – Ron Swanson“An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight real from the WNBA.” – Ron Swanson[Describing his allergies] “Cowardice and weak willed men… and hazelnuts.” – Ron Swanson[Describing his sexual history] “Epic. And Private.” – Ron Swanson“Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.” – Ron Swanson“Barbecues should be about one thing: good shared meat.” – Ron Swanson“I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.” – Ron Swanson“Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.” – Ron Swanson“I am submitting this menu from a Pawnee institution, J.J.’s Diner. Home of the world’s best breakfast dish: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse.” – Ron Swanson“Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It’s art. Anything is anything.” – Ron Swanson“Listen, I’ve eaten a commissary hamburger for lunch every day for twelve years. I just wanted to make sure this pointless health crusade won’t affect the only part of my job that I like.” – Ron Swanson“This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tried to deliver me a package.” – Ron SwansonTags: 10 lines about park 10 ron 15 ron 25 ron 50 ron a few good men quotes i eat breakfast a real man never hits a woman quotes actor who plays ron swanson age 25 sayings all the bacon and eggs ron swanson all the bacon and eggs you have quote america ron swanson amy poehler and ron swanson amy poehler book quotes any dog under 50 pounds is a cat anything under 50 pounds is a cat baby haircut quotes baby ron swanson bacon food quotes bad coworker quotes be like ron swanson become legendary quotes beef milk ron swanson being versatile quotes best beef quotes best coworker quotes best libertarian quotes best obscure quotes best of parks and rec best of ron swanson best of ron swanson parks and rec best of tom parks and rec best parks and rec quotes best rec 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