Last Updated on February 24, 2024
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Since the dawn of time, humor has always been the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. Whether you’re having a dreadful day, going through a rough patch, or upset about a particular thing, one thing remains constant: a good laugh always makes you feel better.
In the exquisite words of Arnold Glasgow, “Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.” Glasgow was a firm believer that the troubles and sorrows we go through wash away in the presence of laughter. It has an aura of its own, and it spreads like wildfire. As is often said, “laughter is contagious.”
Some philosophers do not agree with Arnold’s point of view. They opine that regardless of the source of laughter, it doesn’t solve your problems. They say that while there are therapeutic benefits of laughter, whatever caused your initial sorrow remains. Hence, laughter is only postponing the inevitable.
Do I agree with this? Absolutely not! Here’s the thing. Many people have the wrong impression of laughter. Often, we view laughter as an escape from the bitter parts of life. It’s this magical world or feeling where only happiness reigns.
However, this is only half of it. The entire point of laughter isn’t to whisk you to a whimsical world filled with joy. The point of laughter is making connections! The smiles you spread, the joy you pass across, and the jokes you crack all help you establish a connection with others. Laughter isn’t only a coping mechanism; it is a means to help and connect with people.
Think of it this way. Often, we are told that we need to take steps backward to gain the momentum to push past a problem and move forward. In that same manner, when going through the motions in life, why not take a step back, and bask in the glory of humor before reassessing the problem at hand?
Hilarious Anti-Jokes
As much as I’d love to continue discussing the various nuances of laughter and humor in general, that is a topic for another day. Today, we shall discuss some of the funniest jokes with delightful and surprising twists at the end. Yes, anti-jokes. Without further ado, here are eighty of the funniest anti-jokes you’d ever see.
A sentence.
Nothing. They didn’t know each other.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
I don’t know; I don’t speak French.
Biologically, it’s coded in their genes to do so when threatened.
A horrible boating accident.
“Because she was wearing too much makeup.”
She looked surprised.
A pigeon.
Being robbed.
He was lactose intolerant.
Neither one can whistle.
Then he told me to get out of his fort.
Snip the rope.
“Where’s my truck?”
He wasn’t invited.
“Coffee looks good.”
It’s haunted.
She tripped over a pothole.
A whoopie cushion.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
She ran out of money.
A calculator.
Nothing. Ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Because I can’t, my headphones are on.
They both love bananas.
A barber.
Drink alcohol.
I don’t know how I feel about that.
I’m telling you this now because there weren’t any social media in the ’80s.
The surgeon replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”
Then my illegal logging company is a success.
Nothing, they fast.
The other replies, “Yeah, probably like 350 degrees.”
They’re both amazing at slipping away.
Face muscles.
Words.
“Does my breath smell like garbage?”
On the other hand, I’m OK.
If they lifted the other one, they’d fall over.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
The horse says, “Evolution.”
Blue paint.
Red wine.
Something red and lots of lies.
He was talking.
Come in!
Nothing. Rice can’t talk.
One Empire State Building tall.
They’re so good at it.
“Because it looks like you landed on your face.”
Every other number.
If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
“Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.”
Everything I looked at.
A minute passes.
“Because everybody dies.”
“T. rexxie, babe, I’m coming in for a hug.”
I do not know; I don’t speak Japanese.
Then he gets a drink and leaves.
Probably still Santa Claus. However, he doesn’t exist, so it doesn’t matter.
All of them.
They make up everything.
Nothing, except that the flag is a plus.
“Because there are more geese in that line.”
He couldn’t reach his face.
If you pee on them, they disappear.
A tattoo.
And a pretty good spring and summer too.
A zebra.
It doesn’t even matter.
Neither of them is a police officer.
They’re both purple, except the rabbit isn’t.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light.
I just picked it up as I went along.
Several people get up and leave as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.
Wrap Up
Ultimately, everyone will have different perspectives on the subject of laughter. You can decide to view problems and situations in a negative light, or take a step back, reassess the situation, dwell in the resplendence of laughter, and move forward.
The choice is yours. To this end, I leave you with the wise words of “the father of motivation,” Dr. Wayne Dyer. “It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.”
Posted by:Igor Ovsyannnykov
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