
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair's alter ego, "Papa Flair," was the bright spot in a pretty lackluster showing of Super Bowl ads on Sunday.
Aside from having arguably the best Twitter account on Earth, Flair detailed how his ad was banned for USA auto sales due to "performance-enhancing deals":
The best commercial you won't see tomorrow? @papaflairs had his ad banned from the big game for performance-enhancing deals. WOOOOO! #sp pic.twitter.com/dnlYI9AGoI
— Ric Flair® (@RicFlairNatrBoy) February 5, 2017
Flair continued with jab after jab:
You're bush league, Busch guy! Check my ad if you want to see a real commercial. NFL banned me cause I "may" give my customers concussions. pic.twitter.com/WuLc1rbsyq
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
.@MercedesBenz you call that a car commercial? You better be lucky the Super Bowl banned my commercial, or I'd steal the show.#PapaFlair pic.twitter.com/0fDzS2S7Cw
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
Man, I am starting to see why the NFL banned my commercial... maybe it wasn't the concussions. I'm guessing they didn't want anything funny?
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
This is my favorite closing move, @TMobile !#flairfigure4 #papaflair #unlimitedMoves pic.twitter.com/lPVDnRTNiC
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
.@sprint that may get them out of paying their bill but better believe you still gotta pay Papa Flair his car note on the 1st. #Papaflair pic.twitter.com/6sYACUhGUv
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
And it wasn't just commercials he was poking fun at. He also took aim at Lady Gaga:
I guess she's better than Nickelback. #Wooooo!
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
And the Atlanta Falcons historic collapse:
One last thing...
Atlanta broke down in the second half like one of the cars on my lot. #RiseUp #PapaFlair pic.twitter.com/AvddMDv7LF
— Papa Flair (@papaflairs) February 6, 2017
Please never change, Flair.
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